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dorklepork!
Created on 2004-12-21 20:04:49 (#5519949), last updated 2008-05-16
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Basic Info| Name: | dorklepork! |
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| Website: | http://dorklepork.livejournal.com/ |
Bioonce i had a bio but
then i gave it to my dog and he said
dorklepork
your bio is dumb because you see the word bio and
you get nervous and philosarf!ical and try to squish your stupid big self into
words and
that is too much pressure for anyone
except me cause i'm a dog and i don't have words just this poop stuck in my tail
and i said dog
you're right
i will take this bio and wipe out that poop with it and we will both be happy and eat kibble
sprinkled over tofu frittata because it is crunchy and smooshy then
a carnival of textures
and if someone wants to know about me they can come eat frittata and maybe brush your
fine fluffy tail
and he said okay woof
so i'm eating frittata now until you come to visit peaches
that's not my dog that's the name i just called you because i bet you're peachy
and nice
but anyway i am getting full with so much
frittata
so please knock whenever you want
so we can share
then i gave it to my dog and he said
dorklepork
your bio is dumb because you see the word bio and
you get nervous and philosarf!ical and try to squish your stupid big self into
words and
that is too much pressure for anyone
except me cause i'm a dog and i don't have words just this poop stuck in my tail
and i said dog
you're right
i will take this bio and wipe out that poop with it and we will both be happy and eat kibble
sprinkled over tofu frittata because it is crunchy and smooshy then
a carnival of textures
and if someone wants to know about me they can come eat frittata and maybe brush your
fine fluffy tail
and he said okay woof
so i'm eating frittata now until you come to visit peaches
that's not my dog that's the name i just called you because i bet you're peachy
and nice
but anyway i am getting full with so much
frittata
so please knock whenever you want
so we can share
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None of this shit is worth me hunting your ass down and suing the hell out of it, let's be honest.
None of this shit is worth me hunting your ass down and suing the hell out of it, let's be honest.
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O'Neill National Theater Institute - Waterford, CT (2000)
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