I was going to ignore the first quote of the day, when I heard the second. My resolve buckled.

All co-workers have been fondly re-named to protect the innocent shamefully guilty.

Except for Mullet, his actual name is Mullet.

Okay, I'm kidding.

1. Mullet asks Jeopardy, "Do you want me to take some of it, from behind?"

2. OMA (OverweightMidlifeAbercrombie) walks into the cube behind mine, currently housing a huge spread of Dunkin' Donuts. She is alone and talking to no one except herself. In the SAME I-SHIT-YOU-NOT INFLECTION one would use in for pig-calling -- as in "Suuuuuuuuuuueeeeey!" where the second syllable goes up and gets held -- she exclaims, "Do-nuts! Do-nuuuuuuuuts!"

That is all. Back to work.

I was talking to someone yesterday about how warm this winter has been (I make AMAZING weather conversation, oh yes). I remarked that next year we'd be swimming (without explaining myself and assuming they'd read my mind, like I often mistakenly do)... they chuckled and made replied that yes, "it'll just keep getting warmer!"

Really I meant because we'd be swimming (i.e. drowning, haha and snortchuckle) in the melted polar ice caps due to global warming.

But I guess the less-pessimistic interpretation works, too.

Kinda.


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Joined veganism and found this in the User Info. Struck me.

( Should we know better? )

Thought suddenly of memorizing Bible verses at First Baptist Christian School of E-town. Wondered if there aren't snippets of secular text that would be worth a similar pursuit in neuron-creation. Like this one.

Quotes from pdanielson, talking about Creationism and religion (respectively) in yesterday's post. They just made me giggle.

It's Creationism, and you can polish a turd all you want, but it's still a turd.

and

It's perfectly possible to have a set of consistent moral principles not rooted in a belief in the Magic Sky Fairy.

"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same thing as apathy."
-Richard Linklater

ef this.

i have so much to jot and tiddle on about that i can no longer justify ignoring my little eljay for my company's sake.

thus i poop out the first gem from the past weekend, the prize-winning quote from my second cousin's funeral (spoken by the pastor):

"carolyn is now a diamond... in god's tiara."

apparently god wears a tiara. you said it, buddy, not me.