No, not that neighbor. The other one. No, not that one, either. Another one.
Ode to My Neighbor #2
My little neighbor got arrested, sent to a psych evaluation on Monday. He'd been moving planters like a fiend and breaking shit and yelling things like I'll fuck you up! to the world in general and to his fat neighbor in specific. Grinning all fay-boy at the policeman, No, I don't have HIV, I don't have sex! Shifting his weight and Do you have sex? Making woo! WOO! siren noises in handcuffs, down the stairs -- the copper behind him was laughing.
Then he got evicted, but I don't know how long he has. I came home today and he was talking at windows and railings and playing robots. I got that shit on tape.
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dorklepork) wrote,
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