i keep thinking, having this fantasy, as i daydream about living and working and playing in the glory that is los angeles.

far be it from me to anticipate fame and fortune -- or even bread on the table.

but can we just take a minute and think about how fucking amazing it would be to have a well-known actress that played RUGBY?! i don't give a shit if it's me or someone else... let's just pause, right now, and envision, say, nicole kidman on the tonight show, discussing rucking and scrumming with jay leno.


*time travel/dream sequence music plays over sounds of daily life*
*edges of reality blur*

jay: so you just grab their shorts and--?

nicole: yah. it's really a lovely thing.

*laughter*

jay: that's. wow, so that's... so now do you bruise badly? cause i imagine with all the -- you know, hitting and stuff -- don't you have contracts that say you can't-- i mean, do your directors, don't they get mad when you have a big purple -- *motions with hands* -- a thing on your leg?

nicole: oh, they deal with it. that's what those brilliant... make-up people are for, jay. so i can keep, um... rucking.

*sexual-innuendo-inferred laughter*

jay: and, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

*back-to-reality music*
*edges clip back to focus*


it would make the job of all these players and clubs -- every player and club in the states that's struggling for sponsorship and high school presence and television time and just plain membership -- so. much. easier. not to mention super-sexy-like. and maybe even more fun.

EDITED. i couldn't resist the dialogue anymore. i am getting no work done today, thank you very much.